Bruce Greenwood ([info]breenwood) wrote,
@ 2007-05-02 20:26:00
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Meme!
Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

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[info]misterandersen
2007-05-02 03:09 pm UTC (link)
John Howard/Peter Costello slash.

The Master making a genuine attempt at hosting an episode of Romper Room.

Wesley Crusher surviving an encounter with a room full of klingons that haven't been able to kill anyone for a month.

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[info]breenwood
2007-05-02 08:16 pm UTC (link)
John Howard/Peter Costello slash.

"But J-Ho," he whimpered, "You promised I could be on top!"

"Oh Peter," crooned his leather-clad master. "You should know by now... it wasn't a core promise."

The Master making a genuine attempt at hosting an episode of Romper Room.

"Bend and stretch, reach for the stars... GRASP them! HOLD them! They shall be under our dominion just as you... shall... ahem..." He trailed off as he saw the Doctor standing beside the camera, tapping his pocket and grinning smugly.

"There goes Jupiter, here comes Mars," Muttered the Master. One day. One day soon. All he needed to do was get a hold of those photos of him and the Rani, and the Doctor would pay...

Wesley Crusher surviving an encounter with a room full of klingons that haven't been able to kill anyone for a month.

"It was horrible, Mom! The stench, the rage... they wanted me dead!"

"Yes."

"...pardon?"

"Er... yes, that must have been terrible! You poor boy. Now, I just have one more errand for you... could you go over to that Bajoran lady and ask if you can fondle her orbs? It's for a... psychological experiment."

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[info]misterandersen
2007-05-03 09:44 am UTC (link)
Heh.

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